reallyreallyreallytrying:

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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fozmeadows:

tessen:

This is still the actual best profile on OKC and probably the only one I would give a second thought.

This might be my favourite thing on the internet.

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psyfucker:

the girl with the xD tattoo

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skankforster:

She’s going places

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holyswisscheesebatman:

wake up america

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turntechgodisc:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

charisma is convincing someone to do it anyways

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dievrgent:

in 2 seconds you’ll be singing “I’m a Barbie Girl” in your head

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everythingcanadian:

mitunas-choice-rump:

just a friendly reminder that we are closer to  2017 than 2007 

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rneerkat:

*police lays arm on your head* youre under a wrist

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basedmanga:

Tomb Raider (2013) and Tomb Raider (1996).

look at this. technology is so amazin. we have eveolved from triangle titties to round titties. 2013 we did it

(via beyoncebeytwice)

swingsetindecember:

she doesn’t wear short skirts. and neither do i because of the dress code. she’s not cheer captain because of budget cuts and we don’t have bleachers

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